Anonymous asked: Just for the record smaller boobs are beautiful, hell, everything about you is beautiful. Chin up lovely.
spin-the-bottle but its spinning inside a microwave set for 5+ hours so it either spins until everybody leaves or it blows up and everyone dies before having to kiss. non-committal limbo how low do you WANT to go? pin the tail on whatever looks least likely to lead to a confrontation
Laverne Cox and Lupita N’yongo literally have inspired so many trans women and black women and have done so much to encourage them and meanwhile they are less influential than an ugly oatmeal reptilian alien and a manchild who wrote a scene where two pretentious terminally ill teenagers make out at the Anne Frank Memorial
hot things to say during sex:
- the thalmor know how to deal with talos worshippers
- the dominion is here, and we’re watching you
- i trust what you’re doing doesn’t compromise my position in any way
- you’re awfully inquisitive. i like that.
- stupid dog